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From: "REVIVAL List" <prophetic@...>
Date: Wed, 02 May 2007 13:23:09 -0700
-Author Unknown.

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, 
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary 
and central component of the heart. 

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units' code 
names Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same 
defect in all subsequent units. 

This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal
Non-Morality" or as it is more commonly known and primarily 
expressed,  "S.I.N." 

Some other symptoms include: 
1. Loss of direction 
2. Foul vocal emissions 
3. Amnesia of origin 
4. Lack of peace and joy 
5. Selfish or violent behavior 
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component 
7. Fearfulness 
8. Idolatry 
9. Rebellion 

The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, 
is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to 
correct this SIN defect. 

The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to 
bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. 
There is no additional fee required!

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R 

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the 
REPENTANCE procedure. Next , download ATONEMENT from 
the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. 

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with: 
1. Love 
2. Joy 
3. Peace 
4. Patience 
5. Kindness 
6. Goodness 
7. Faithfulness 
8. Gentleness 
9. Self control 

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' 
Instruction Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of 
these fixes. 

Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction, 
voids any Manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers 
and problems too numerous to list and, will result in the human 
unit being permanently impounded. 

For free emergency service, call on Jesus. 

The human being units NOT responding to this recall action will 
have to be scrapped in the furnace. 

The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter The Maker's facility, 
Heaven, so as to prevent contamination of that facility. 

Thank you for your PROMPT attention!, 

GOD,The Maker 
Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important 
RECALL Notice.