Thought you all might enjoy these. Jack > Computer Viruses which are on the loose!! > > > Woody Allen virus: > Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card > > Tonya Harding virus: > Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons > > Paul Revere virus: > Warns of an impending virus infection...1 if by LAN, 2 if by C:\ > > Ollie North virus: > Plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files > > Ronald Reagan virus: > Saves your data, but forgets where it's stored > > Jane Fonda virus: > Attacks your hard drive's FAT(File Allocation Tables) > > AT&T virus: > Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are > getting > > MCI virus: > Every three minutes it reminds you that your paying too much for > the AT&T virus > > Politically Correct virus: > Never calls itself a "virus" but instead refers to itself as an > electronic microorganism" > > Ross Perot virus: > Activates every component in your system, just before the whole > thing quits > > Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: > Terminates and tells resident; It'll be back. > > Adam and Eve virus: > Takes a couple bytes out of your Apple computer > > Congressional virus #1: > The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message > appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem > > Congressional virus #2: > Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't > allow the user to accomplish anything > > Airline virus: > You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore > > PBS virus: > Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for money > > Jimmy Hoffa virus: > Your programs can never be found again > > LAPD virus: > It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and > erases them in "self-defense" > > O.J. Simpson virus: > It claims that it did not, could not and would not delete two of > your files and vows to find the virus that did it > > Bill Clinton virus: > It maintains it "absolutely never" resided with any other viruses <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< DRAGONRAID The Christian Adventure Learning System and Scripture Memorization System for Young and Old Alike http://www.groups.org/dragonraid <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <>< <><