Ken Shmidheiser wrote:

> Howdy y'all.
>
> Ya kin tell the list is quiet.
>
> T'uther day Joe Lewis dun post'd sum pituhfull redneck jokes. I don't 
> rait'ly believe ole Joe wuz licensed to do that. I'm here ta tell 
> you-ins ah am licensed, shur as Staz's real name is Bubba. This'ns my 
> 'tempt to get us back on topic.

Uncle! Give that man some code to work on!

Joe