On Monday, April 5, 2004, at 09:24  AM, tedd wrote:

> While on the X-FB subject of Hills
>
> An Arkansas trooper pulls over a pickup on I-35 and says to he driver, 
> "Got any I.D.?"
> and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
>
> tedd (still here)

Hey, you are still here.  Canadian Ted is in the middle of a move.

That's a good one.

I read a similar one in Reader's Digest ages ago, it's always stuck 
with me, because it was a "happened in real life".

Women walks into a store and begins to look at some items. She sees 
something nice and asks to see it.

The sales lady says "Do you have P.S.-D.S?"

Lady says, "what??"

Sales lady says.."P.S.-D.S."

Again, she says.."I don't understand."

Saleslady grabs her ears, and says, "You know, P.S.-D.S!"

Ah, "Pierced Ears. Yes."

It was Boston...

Not a verbatim retelling, but like wok the dahg, pahk theh cah, it's a 
funny one. :)  (to these  un-pierced ears)


Robert