Pastor Jeff,
Love it! Your best post yet <gg>.
Tom
So. Ca. Republican
-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff & Regena in Northern BC [mailto:J.R.Hallmark@...]
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 6:58 PM
To: pastorsforum@...
Subject: [PastorsForum] What is your political affiliation?
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern
Republican?
What with elections coming up, we should all decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The
answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife
comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises
the knife, and charges. You're carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert
shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do
you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the
question!
Does the man look poor or Oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
him to attack?
Could we run away?
What will my wife think?
What about the children?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
of message does this send to society and to my
children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, like you
would hug a tree, could my family get away while he
was stabbing me?
Should I just call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and
make this a happier, healthier street that would
discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I just need to be more
sensitive to his needs.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days
and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of
reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips that I bought you for your
birthday??"
jeff
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