All I Need To Know About Life I Learned 
From A Cow


1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.


2. Don't cry over spilled milk.


3. When chewing your cud, remember: 
There's no fat, no calories, no 
cholesterol, and no taste!


4. The grass is green on the other side of the 
fence.


5. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.


6. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all 
its worth!


7. It's better to be seen and not herd.


8. Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all 
your udder relatives.


9. Never take any bull from anybody.


10. Always let them know who's the bossy.


11. Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.


12. Black and white is always an appropriate 
fashion statement.


13. Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings 
every day.
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Remember, "If you can laugh at it, you can 
live with it!"



Pastor Jeff Hallmark   SPRUCELAND 
BAPTIST CHURCH
~~~Presenting the Prince of Peace to Prince 
George~~~